I'm SSSSSoooooo Big

I'm up to 5 lbs today...5lbs...2 oz to be exact. Surgery is going to be on thursday...still waiting for a time of day...so to keep you occupied until then lets have a little laugh with Trev's Top 10 List..
TREVOR'S TOP 10 LIST!
You know you've been in the NICU a long time when:

10) You've had more neighbors than Mr. Rogers.

9) You’ve got more holes in you from I.V.’s than a piece of Swiss cheese.

8) You finally outgrow your stuffed animals.

7) You use terms like Tachypnic and Blood Gases more frequently than hi and goodbye.
6) You’ve been on CPAP more times than Randy Jackson says, “Dawg”.

5) Your parents have more friends in the hospital than they do outside it.

4) You can make your monitor beep on command just to get attention.

3) You can convert grams into pounds and ounces, faster than you can say “Lasix”..

2) Your parents have resorted to using “milk” cubes over ice cubes at home to save freezer space.

1) Your parents have had more wristbands than a teenage backstage groupie.